Army Resume Builder

Used to be an exotic dancer, what do I put on Resume?
I started dancing a year after School for almost 4 years. I haven’t had much Work Experience out side of a small clothing retail job that I had from 16 to 17. I started dancing at 19 and I am 23 now. I also took a year off after my wedding and subsequent baby to be a SAHM and Army wife. I am wanting to get a job now and I don’t know what to put on A Resume. What do I say to make-up for the time block? I surely can’t put EXOTIC DANCER in the box! I have found plety of Resume Builders on-line, but I don’t know whatI can say!
Please no dirogitory answers…
well i for sure wouldnt put that on my resume cause i’d be ashamed of what i did.
that is a hard one, i dont know what to put. could you say you just did in home childcare? maybe that would work.